OFFICIAL SHOPIFY PARTNERS®
YOUR PAGE
VS THE DUDES
Most agencies want your money. We want your competitors’ customers, their revenue, and their soul. We outconvert your page — or we work for free until we do. We’ve never worked for free.
Brands we've outconverted
+12.7%
CVR lift
+$24
AOV increase
3.6×
CVR multiplier
+18%
AOV lift
+9.4%
CVR lift
+$41
AOV increase
+22%
CVR lift
4.1×
CVR multiplier
+$18
AOV increase
+31%
CVR lift
+$56
AOV increase
2.9×
CVR multiplier
+12.7%
CVR lift
+$24
AOV increase
3.6×
CVR multiplier
+18%
AOV lift
+9.4%
CVR lift
+$41
AOV increase
+22%
CVR lift
4.1×
CVR multiplier
+$18
AOV increase
+31%
CVR lift
+$56
AOV increase
2.9×
CVR multiplier
UNDISPUTED CHAMPION.
THE MIKE TYSON OF CRO.
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STICKY NAV
SCROLL BANNER
TRUST BADGE
3D RENDER JUICE
SOCIAL PROOF
BOLD CTA
TRUST SIGNALS
OUR PLAYBOOK
7 days from handshake to live A/B test. No onboarding decks. No agency theater.
#1 STRATEGY SESH
WE FIND THE AREAS WE CAN IMPROVE AND BUILD YOUR GAME PLAN.
#2 A/B TEST LAUNCH
WE BUILD YOUR NEW PAGE AND LAUNCH HEAD-TO-HEAD A/B TESTS.
#3 WE DESTROY YOU
OUR PAGE OUTPERFORMS YOURS. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
#4 RINSE AND REPEAT
WE KEEP OPTIMIZING UNTIL THE NUMBERS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
The Secret Sauce
OUR INGREDIENTS.
YOUR RESULTS.
Every element engineered to outconvert — click any card to learn more
Ingredient 01
PRODUCT THUMBNAIL
The first image a visitor sees. We make it impossible to ignore.
+18% AOV on avg
Hero images that stop the scroll. We shoot, art-direct, or source product shots that trigger buy intent before a word is read. The right thumbnail is worth more than any headline.
Ingredient 05
OFFER STACKING
Highest-value bundle pre-selected. 75% of traffic takes it.
4 BottlesBest Deal$14.95/ea
3 Bottles$16.95/ea
2 Bottles$19.95/ea
1 Bottle$21.95/ea
Bundles pre-selected to the highest-value path. Anchored pricing. Urgency stacked on top. People don’t choose less when more is the obvious answer.
Ingredient 02
SOCIAL PROOF
★★★★★
+22% CVR uplift
Green stars. Trustpilot-style layouts. Real review counts above the fold. Doubt kills conversions. We kill doubt before they’ve scrolled an inch.
Ingredient 03
UGC VIDEO
Real people. Real results. More trust than any ad.
+31% trust score
User-generated content converts because it’s real. We source, brief, and cut UGC that feels authentic and sells without feeling like an ad.
Ingredient 06
COPY
WRITING
WRITING
✓Benefit-led headlines
✓Objection smashing
✓Urgency without lying
✓Scannable bullet flow
✓Story-driven product hooks
✓Micro-copy that converts
Generic agency fluff
“Award-winning” nonsense
Words that sell, not words that sound nice. Every headline tested. Every CTA optimized. No bla bla bla.
Ingredient 08
TRUST SIGNALS
🚚
Delivered This Friday
✦
In stock · Ready to ship
🔒
Secure checkout · SSL encrypted
Dynamic delivery dates. Scarcity signals. Security badges. Every doubt addressed before they bounce. The micro-copy that closes the sale.
Ingredient 04
3D RENDER JUICE
Studio renders that make competitors look like amateurs.
+14% add-to-cart
Photorealistic renders at every angle. Lifestyle context. No flat stock photos. Your product looks like it belongs on a billboard — not a white background.
Ingredient 07
MOBILE FIRST
80% of traffic is mobile. We build for that first.
Thumb-friendly CTAs. Fast-loading. Sticky add-to-cart. Designed on a phone, not a 27" iMac. Your desktop version is a bonus.
STICKY NAV
SCROLL BANNERS
A/B TESTING
BOLD CTAS
GIFT STACKING
MEDIA BUYING
PERFORMANCE AFFILIATES
SCARCITY SIGNALS
UPSELL FLOWS
STICKY ADD-TO-CART
EXIT INTENT
STICKY NAV
SCROLL BANNERS
A/B TESTING
BOLD CTAS
GIFT STACKING
MEDIA BUYING
PERFORMANCE AFFILIATES
SCARCITY SIGNALS
UPSELL FLOWS
STICKY ADD-TO-CART
EXIT INTENT
50+
AND MUCH MORE
Tested ingredients. Zero guesswork.
Real results · Real numbers
SAME TRAFFIC.
MORE MONEY.
Not more ads. Not more budget. Just a better page.
Test completed
Their page · Before
9.57%
MOBILE-BEFORE.jpg
LP Dude · After
✦ Winner
10.79%
MOBILE-AFTER.jpg
Performance comparison
Their page
LP Dude
Conversion rate
Monthly revenue
Orders / month
+$0
/MONTH
—
+$0
/YEAR
Same traffic. Same ads. Just a better product page.
Simple pricing
TWO STEPS.
ZERO RISK.
Step 1 · Prove It
THE A/B TEST
We design a variant to destroy yours. If we don’t outconvert you — we keep tweaking and optimizing for free until we do.
$2,500
One-time
✦
Free 3D Renders ($950 Value)
✓Strategy session
✓Copywriting
✓Design
✓Development
✓A/B test launch & monitoring
Step 2 · Scale It
THE RETAINER
After we’ve crushed your variant and shown you how much more $$$ our pages make — we find a price that keeps you profitable while we scale.
Custom pricing after we’ve proved ROI
We optimize everything
FAQ
QUESTIONS? ANSWERS.
How does the guarantee work?+
You pay $2,500 for us to build the variant and run the test. If our page doesn’t outconvert yours, we keep tweaking and optimizing for free until it does. We don’t stop until we win. We’ve never had to work for free — but the guarantee is real.
How long does the A/B test run?+
We run until we hit statistical significance — typically 2–4 weeks depending on your traffic volume. We never call a winner early. The data has to be rock solid with a 95%+ confidence level before we make the call.
What exactly are you testing?+
We always start with conversion rate (CVR) — that’s the biggest lever. Once we’ve proven we can outconvert your current page and move into a retainer, we begin testing AOV, CTR, and revenue per visitor to squeeze every dollar out of your traffic.
What do I need to provide?+
Just your product, your brand assets, and access to your store. We handle everything else — strategy, copy, design, development, and test setup. You approve, we launch. That’s it.
How fast can you launch?+
7 days from kickoff to live test. We move fast because we’ve done this hundreds of times. Strategy sesh on day one, design and build by day five, A/B test live by day seven.
What platform do you work with?+
We’re official Shopify Partners and that’s where we do our best work. If you’re on Shopify or Shopify Plus, you’re in the right place. We handle the entire build — no theme conflicts, no broken code.
What happens after you win the test?+
We push the winning variant live and move into the retainer. From there, we continuously optimize — new tests, new sections, new offers. The first test proves we can do it. The retainer is where the real money gets made.
How is the retainer price determined?+
After we’ve proved how much extra revenue our pages generate, we find a price that makes sense for both of us. You stay profitable, we keep scaling. No cookie-cutter packages — it’s based on your numbers and your growth goals.
READY TO GET
DESTROYED?
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We've never worked for free. Not once.